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sammy1
Posts : 1070
Join date : 2007-08-16
Age : 56
Location : plymouth ,UK
|  Subject: The Blonde Kidnapper  Tue Sep 25, 2007 4:20 pm | |
| The Blonde Kidnapper
A blonde woman was having financial troubles so she decided to kidnap a Child and demand a ransom.
She went to a local park, grabbed a little boy, took him behind a tree and wrote a note:
"I have kidnapped your child. I am sorry to do this but I need the money. Leave $10,000 in a plain brown bag behind the big oak tree in the park at 7AM."
Signed, "The Blonde."
She pinned the note inside the little boy's jacket and told him to go straight home.
The next morning, she returned to the park to find the $10,000 in a brown bag behind the big oak tree, just as she had instructed.
Inside the bag with the cash was the following note: "Here is your money. I cannot believe that one blonde would do this to another blonde | |
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diacar
Admin
Posts : 1131
Join date : 2007-08-27
Location : Chattanooga TN
| | Subject: Re: The Blonde Kidnapper Tue Sep 25, 2007 7:54 pm | |
| Love it Sammy !!  But then again, I'm not a blonde !! ( I'm a Redhead !  ) Hopefully our blondes here in the forum have a good sense of humor !! Diana | |
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Babs
Team Builder
Posts : 710
Join date : 2007-09-18
Age : 46
Location : somewhere
| | Subject: Re: The Blonde Kidnapper Tue Sep 25, 2007 7:59 pm | |
| How do you keep a blonde busy for hours?
Scroll Down. --->
<----- Scroll Up.
Blonde men!
The blonde mechanic told his customer, "I wasn't able to repair your brakes, so I made the horn louder!
hihi | |
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diacar
Admin
Posts : 1131
Join date : 2007-08-27
Location : Chattanooga TN
| | Subject: Re: The Blonde Kidnapper Tue Sep 25, 2007 8:31 pm | |
| Love it Debby!! | |
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Scott
Admin
Posts : 1356
Join date : 2007-08-13
Age : 42
Location : hull, UK
| | Subject: Re: The Blonde Kidnapper Tue Sep 25, 2007 9:29 pm | |
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Babs
Team Builder
Posts : 710
Join date : 2007-09-18
Age : 46
Location : somewhere
| | Subject: Re: The Blonde Kidnapper Wed Sep 26, 2007 9:05 pm | |
| A man walked into the doctors, he said, "I've hurt my arm in several places" The doctor said, "Well don't go there anymore"  | |
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dawn401
Team Builder
Posts : 1071
Join date : 2007-08-25
Age : 49
Location : Canton
| | Subject: Re: The Blonde Kidnapper Wed Sep 26, 2007 9:07 pm | |
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Babs
Team Builder
Posts : 710
Join date : 2007-09-18
Age : 46
Location : somewhere
| | Subject: Re: The Blonde Kidnapper Thu Sep 27, 2007 1:18 pm | |
| Sam: Would you punish me for some thing i didn't do?
Teacher: no, of course not.
Sam: good, because i didn't do my homework.
Working With The FBI
The phone rings at FBI headquarters.
"Hello?"
"Hello, is this the FBI?"
"Yes. What do you want?"
"I'm calling to report my neighbor Adrian Thibodeaux! He is
hiding marijuana inside his firewood."
"Thank you very much for the call, sir."
The next day, the FBI agents descend on Thibodeaux's house. They
search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust
open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They swear at
Thibodeaux and leave.
The phone rings at Thibodeaux's house.
"Hey, Adrian! Did the FBI come?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they chop your firewood?"
"Yep"
"Great, now it's your turn to call. I need my garden plowed." | |
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diacar
Admin
Posts : 1131
Join date : 2007-08-27
Location : Chattanooga TN
| | Subject: Re: The Blonde Kidnapper Thu Sep 27, 2007 1:35 pm | |
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