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PostSubject: Tickle Me Elmo   Sun Dec 09, 2007 5:36 pm

There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo Toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.


Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM .


The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door.


The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee.


He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.


The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor.

When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up.

At the end of the line stood Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's.

She had a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.


The 2 men watched in amazement as she cut a little piece of fabric, wrapped it around two marbles and began to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.



The Personnel Manager burst into laughter.



After several minutes of hysterics he pulled himself together and approached Lena .



'I'm sorry,' he said to her, barely able to keep a straight face, 'but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday...'



'Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles, not two testicles !! " lol!

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PostSubject: Re: Tickle Me Elmo   Mon Dec 10, 2007 2:18 pm

I love it Di

My daughter has a Tickle Me Elmo lol!

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PostSubject: Re: Tickle Me Elmo   Mon Dec 10, 2007 3:05 pm

cheers cheers lol! lol!

hahahahahha He's good!!
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PostSubject: Re: Tickle Me Elmo   Mon Dec 10, 2007 4:17 pm

hehe! That is great Di! I really did need the laugh today! Thanks so much!

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PostSubject: Re: Tickle Me Elmo   Mon Dec 10, 2007 4:33 pm

lol! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Tickle Me Elmo   Mon Dec 10, 2007 5:36 pm

That was funny!
Thanks for the laugh today.
I needed that Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Tickle Me Elmo   Mon Dec 10, 2007 6:25 pm

lol! - thanks for the Pm directing me here Di lol!

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PostSubject: Re: Tickle Me Elmo   Mon Dec 10, 2007 11:21 pm

This was a cute one.

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PostSubject: Re: Tickle Me Elmo   Wed Dec 12, 2007 11:17 am

Good one Di, I've already sent it to my friends - Hope you don't mind?

lol! lol! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Tickle Me Elmo   Wed Dec 12, 2007 2:01 pm

By all means, share it !! sunny

I received it in the email from a friend of mine and had to pass it along !!

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PostSubject: Re: Tickle Me Elmo   Wed Dec 12, 2007 2:32 pm

Thanks Very Happy
Checkout the following, I found it hilarious

http://www.elfyourself.com/?id=1298284884
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PostSubject: Joke   Thu Dec 20, 2007 7:27 pm

Liked it, I copied it to send to my friends too! Very Happy
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