I, for one, am sick and tired of those high paid teachers. Their
hefty salaries are driving up taxes, and they only work nine or
ten months a year!
It's time we put things in perspective and pay them for what
they do...baby-sit! We can get that for less than minimum wage.
That's right...I would give them $3.00 an hour and only for the 5
hours they worked, not any of that silly planning time. That would
be $15 a day. Each parent should pay $15 a day for these teachers
to baby-sit their children.
Now, how many do they teach in a day.... maybe 25? Then that's
$15 X 25 = $375 a day. But, remember, they only work 180 days
a year! I'm not going to pay them for any vacations. Let's see...
that's 375 x 180 = $67,500.00
(Hold on, my calculator must need batteries!)
What about those special teachers or the ones with master's degrees?
Well, we could pay them minimum wage, just to be fair. Let's round
it off to $6.00 an hour. That would be $6 X 5 hours X 25 children X 180
days = $135,000.00 per year.
Wait a minute, there is something wrong here!!!
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