Just heard this and thought it was worth its own thread
A son asked his mother the following question: "mom, why are wedding dresses white?"
The mother looks at her son and replies: "son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure."
The son thanks his mom and goes off to double check this with his father, "dad why are wedding dresses white?"
The father looks at his son in suprise and says: "son, all household appliances come in white."
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