Husband and wife jokes

Dear Sweetheart:

I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses. You
are my sweetheart

Your husband
Allen

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His wife replied back after some days to her husband:

Dearest sweetheart,
Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses details.

a. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.

b. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses.

c. Your house owner is coming every day and taking two or three
kisses Instead of the rent.

d. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I have given him
Some other items....... ....

e. Other expenses 40 kisses

Please don't worry for me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses
and I hope I can complete the month using this balance.

Shall I plan same way for next months, Please Advise!!!

Your Sweet Heart






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