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PostSubject: Job Opening at the FBI   Tue Apr 08, 2008 12:12 pm

The FBI had an opening for an Assassin. After all the background
checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists; two men and a woman.

For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you
will find your wife sitting in a chair . Kill her!!" The man said,
"You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife." The agent said,
"Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go
home."

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and
went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out
with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent
said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife home."

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions,
to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots
were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging
on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened
slowly and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow, she lifted her head and said; "This gun was loaded with blanks"...... "I had to beat his ass to death with the damn chair."

MORAL: Women are crazy. Don't mess with them.
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PostSubject: joke   Thu Apr 10, 2008 1:05 am

Hi Julia:

That is so funny, I have had a stressful week. That was good.

and everyone,

Go join Yibsters.

Awesome site Julia has there

Social networking is in !
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PostSubject: Re: Job Opening at the FBI   Thu Apr 10, 2008 9:03 am

Hello Debby,

lol I know huh? Men shouldnt mess with us lol

My husband said the other day: "I thought this was a give and take relationship!" I replied: "It is babe, you give and I take" lol

I also had a stressful week, all soldier left this week for their third tour to Iraq, including my husband and my brother-in-law Sad

Thanks for the compliment on yibster though, made me feel good Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Job Opening at the FBI   Thu Apr 10, 2008 3:10 pm

Julia,

I know this is a difficult time for you!
Remember you have friends here! Keep you sense of humor!
Laughter is the best medicine as they say!

Linda
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PostSubject: Re: Job Opening at the FBI   Thu Apr 10, 2008 3:28 pm

Hello Linda,

thank you for the encouragement Smile Laughter is what keeps me going everyday!
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