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PostSubject: Kids are Quick   Sun Apr 06, 2008 3:17 am

Enjoy these conversations between Teachers and students



TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .

MARIA: Here it is.

TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?


CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'

GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'

TEACHER: No, that's wrong

GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

DONALD: H I J K L M N O.

TEACHER: What are you talking about?

DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.

WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?

GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'

MILLIE: I is...

TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'

MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?

LOUIS: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?

CLYDE : No, it's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

HAROLD: A teacher

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PostSubject: Re: Kids are Quick   Sun Apr 06, 2008 5:20 pm

Really cute ! Very Happy

Kids do come up with some really quick and witty responses !

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PostSubject: Re: Kids are Quick   Sun Apr 06, 2008 7:06 pm

Teachers have the best stories about how kids respond to their questions. Hang around one if you ever need a real good laugh.

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PostSubject: joke   Thu Apr 10, 2008 1:08 am

Hi Theresa

I will forward these jokes to all the teachers that I know.

which is allot

thanks for sharing
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PostSubject: Re: Kids are Quick   Sat Jan 10, 2009 12:39 am

Wow! These are really funny and cute.
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