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PostSubject: Age   Wed Jan 23, 2008 8:29 pm

Please read to the end.

Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we
like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old,
you're so excited about ageing that you think in fractions.

"How old are you?" "I'm four and a half!" You're never
thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on
five!

Thatís the key
You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back.
You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead.

"How old are you?" "I'm gonna be 16!" You could be 13,
but hey, you're gonna be 16!

And then the greatest day of your life. You become 21. Even the words sound like a ceremony. YOU BECOME 21. YESSSS!!!


But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there?
Makes you sound like bad milk! He TURNED; we had to throw
him out. There's no fun now, you're Just a sour-dumpling.
What's wrong? What's changed?


You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, then you're PUSHING 40.
Whoa! Put on the brakes, it's all slipping away. Before
you know it, you REACH 50 and your dreams are gone.

But wait!!! You MAKE it to 60. You didn't think you would!


So you BECOME 21, TURN 30, PUSH 40, REACH 50 and MAKE
it to 60.
You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70!

After that it's a >day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday!

You get into your 80s and every day is a complete
cycle; you HIT lunch; you TURN 4:30; you REACH bedtime and
it doesn't end there. Into the 90s, you start going
backwards; "I was JUST 92."


Then a strange thing happens. If you make it over 100,
you become a little kid again. "I'm 100 and a half!"


May you all make it to a healthy 100 and a half!!


HOW TO STAY YOUNG
1. Throw out non-essential numbers. This includes age, weight and height.

Let the doctors worry about them. That is why you pay "them."


2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you
down.


3. Keep learning. Learn more about the computer,
crafts, gardening, whatever. Never let the brain idle. "An
idle mind is the devil's workshop."

And the devil's name is Alzheimer's.

4. Enjoy the simple things.

5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp
for breath.
6. The tears happen. Endure, grieve, and move on. The
only person, who is with us our entire life, is ourselves.

Be ALIVE while you are alive.


7. Surround yourself with what you love, whether it's
family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, and hobbies, whatever.
Your home is your refuge.


8. Cherish your health: If it is good, preserve it. If it is unstable, improve it. If it is beyond what you can improve, get help.

9 Don't take guilt trips. Take a trip to the mall,
even to the next county; to a foreign country but NOT to
where the guilt is.


10. Tell the people you love that you love them, at EVERY opportunity. >

AND ALWAYS REMEMBER:


Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take,
but by the moments that take our breath away.

We all need to live life to its fullest each day!!
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PostSubject: Re: Age   Thu Jan 24, 2008 2:29 pm

I TOTALLY AGREE LOL.
I JUST HIT THE 40 MARK Laughing

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PostSubject: True   Thu Jan 24, 2008 2:51 pm

I enjoyed reading that, holds so much truth! Thanks for sharing!
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PostSubject: Re: Age   Mon Feb 11, 2008 5:35 am

You have a wonderful sense of humor! I enjoy see your post in the joke section! Thanks for sharing!
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