betulike
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 |  Subject: Kermit joke from F5M  Fri Feb 01, 2008 9:14 pm | |
| Off The Beaten Path!
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller.
He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.
"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name.
The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger,
and it's okay, because the bank manager will vouch for him!
Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.
The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant,
about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with
the bank manager and disappears into the manager's office.
She says to the manager, "There's a frog named Kermit Jagger
who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000,
and he wants to use THIS as collateral."
She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"
The bank manager looks back at her and says...
"It's a knickknack, Patty Whack, give the frog a loan ...
his old man's a Rolling Stone!"
(You're singing it, aren't you? Yeah, I know you are........
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liana
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| | Subject: Re: Kermit joke from F5M Fri Feb 01, 2008 10:41 pm | |
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Babs
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| | Subject: Re: Kermit joke from F5M Fri Feb 01, 2008 10:50 pm | |
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