http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/-t1.htm Lets all have a laught Fri, 20 Jun 2008 09:00:58 GMT 10 http://www.freetunities.com/images/tbf.jpg http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/-t1.htm http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/kids-are-quick-t1742.htm theresa Enjoy these conversations between Teachers and students TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America . MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS: Maria. ____________________________________ TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. __________________________________________ ... Jokes Sun, 06 Apr 2008 00:17:21 GMT http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/kids-are-quick-t1742.htm#12229 http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/kids-are-quick-t1742.htm http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/brains-t1853.htm yourguider Sorry Guys but I thought this quite humorous:- In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and sombre. 'I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news,' he said as he surveyed the worried faces. 'The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but ... Jokes Fri, 20 Jun 2008 09:00:58 GMT http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/brains-t1853.htm#12713 http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/brains-t1853.htm http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/when-grandma-goes-to-court-t1770.htm JuliasBusiness Just for chuckles... When Grandma Goes To Court Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. ... Jokes Thu, 10 Apr 2008 12:36:31 GMT http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/when-grandma-goes-to-court-t1770.htm#12338 http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/when-grandma-goes-to-court-t1770.htm http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/job-opening-at-the-fbi-t1763.htm JuliasBusiness The FBI had an opening for an Assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists; two men and a woman. For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair . Kill her!!" The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never ... Jokes Tue, 08 Apr 2008 09:12:36 GMT http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/job-opening-at-the-fbi-t1763.htm#12297 http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/job-opening-at-the-fbi-t1763.htm http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/rebus-answers-today-t1757.htm standfast check them out,,same page as questions,]]> Jokes Mon, 07 Apr 2008 11:54:33 GMT http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/rebus-answers-today-t1757.htm#12283 http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/rebus-answers-today-t1757.htm http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/rebus-with-answers-t1729.htm standfast Hi; Have a good time... REBUS,is not in my small dictionary.. They are suppose to leave a message... can't make boxes.. I WILL POST THE ANSWERS MONDAY MORNING. 1 IFLANDIFIFC..............1 if by land 2 if be c 2, give......get.................4give 4get give......get give......get give......get 3, ......NA ...........FISH......................tuna ... Jokes Thu, 03 Apr 2008 13:43:51 GMT http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/rebus-with-answers-t1729.htm#12155 http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/rebus-with-answers-t1729.htm http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/never-lie-to-your-mother-t1714.htm theresa Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful Brian's roommate, Jennifer, was. Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and Jennifer, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Jennifer than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, ... Jokes Mon, 31 Mar 2008 14:04:54 GMT http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/never-lie-to-your-mother-t1714.htm#12064 http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/never-lie-to-your-mother-t1714.htm http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/twenty-nine-lines-to-make-you-smile-t1656.htm jewels1 1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't 2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. 3.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. 4.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke . 5.. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive. 6.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me. 7.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder 8.. Earth is the insane ... Jokes Fri, 21 Mar 2008 20:20:26 GMT http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/twenty-nine-lines-to-make-you-smile-t1656.htm#11717 http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/twenty-nine-lines-to-make-you-smile-t1656.htm http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/heaven-or-hell-t1682.htm theresa While walking down the street one day a US senator is tragically hit by a truck and dies. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance. 'Welcome to heaven,' says St. Peter. 'Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you.' 'No problem, just let me in,' says the man. 'Well, I'd like ... Jokes Thu, 27 Mar 2008 00:43:28 GMT http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/heaven-or-hell-t1682.htm#11854 http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/heaven-or-hell-t1682.htm http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/what-are-politics-t1631.htm nuvitas A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What are Politics?' Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way 1. I'm the head of the family, so call me The President. 2. Your mother is the administrator of the money, we call her the Government. 3. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the People. 4. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class. 5. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. 'Now, think about that and see if it makes ... Jokes Wed, 19 Mar 2008 03:50:16 GMT http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/what-are-politics-t1631.htm#11543 http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/what-are-politics-t1631.htm http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/your-age-by-eating-out-t1628.htm yourguider Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a falsehood anyway-but your waiter may know! YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATHS DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST! It takes less than a minute. Work this out as you read . Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out! This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun. 1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to go out to eat. (more than once ... Jokes Tue, 18 Mar 2008 20:28:27 GMT http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/your-age-by-eating-out-t1628.htm#11538 http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/your-age-by-eating-out-t1628.htm http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/eat-drink-and-speak-english-t1585.htm yourguider In the beginning God covered the earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, with green, yellow and red vegetables of all kinds so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives. Then using God's bountiful gifts, Satan created Dairy Ice Cream and Magnums. And Satan said, 'You want hot fudge with that? And Man said, 'Yes!' And Woman said, 'I'll have one too with chocolate chips'. And lo they gained 10 pounds. And God created the healthy yoghurt that woman might keep ... Jokes Mon, 10 Mar 2008 09:49:18 GMT http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/eat-drink-and-speak-english-t1585.htm#11301 http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/eat-drink-and-speak-english-t1585.htm http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/the-five-minute-management-course-t1584.htm yourguider Lesson 1: A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour. Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.' After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves. The ... Jokes Mon, 10 Mar 2008 09:14:41 GMT http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/the-five-minute-management-course-t1584.htm#11300 http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/the-five-minute-management-course-t1584.htm http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/the-lone-ranger-t1582.htm AutoTonic Very Funny!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhB4kDwZu7M]]> Jokes Mon, 10 Mar 2008 03:28:25 GMT http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/the-lone-ranger-t1582.htm#11296 http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/the-lone-ranger-t1582.htm http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/redneck-love-poem-t1500.htm diacar I recieved this in my email from a friend and thought I'd pass it along ! Red Neck Love Poem Susie Lee done fell in love; She planned to marry Joe. She was so happy 'bout it all She told her Pappy so... Pappy told her, Susie gal, You'll have to find another ! I'd just as soon yer Ma don't know, But Joe is yer half-brother ! So Susie put aside her Joe and planned to marry Will, But after telling Pappy this, He said, There's trouble still ! You can't ... Jokes Fri, 29 Feb 2008 21:00:06 GMT http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/redneck-love-poem-t1500.htm#10754 http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/redneck-love-poem-t1500.htm http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/last-weekend-at-larry-s-pistol-pawn-shop-t1521.htm poppo Last weekend at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Frances. What I came across was a 100,000-volt pocket/purse-sized taser. The effects of the taser were supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on an assailant. The idea is to allow my wife -- who would never consider a gun --adequate time to retreat to safety. WAY TOO COOL!! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I loaded in two triple-a batteries and ... Jokes Sun, 02 Mar 2008 19:47:38 GMT http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/last-weekend-at-larry-s-pistol-pawn-shop-t1521.htm#10884 http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/last-weekend-at-larry-s-pistol-pawn-shop-t1521.htm http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/scottish-women-t1382.htm yourguider Scottish especially Glasgow Women Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties to do. The first man had married a woman from Aberdeen and had told her that she was going to do dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple days, but on the third day he came home to a clean house and dishes washed and put away. The second man had married a woman from Edinburgh He had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and ... Jokes Thu, 21 Feb 2008 14:31:12 GMT http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/scottish-women-t1382.htm#9796 http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/scottish-women-t1382.htm http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/he-did-not-t1338.htm liana . Jokes Tue, 19 Feb 2008 02:52:37 GMT http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/he-did-not-t1338.htm#9496 http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/he-did-not-t1338.htm http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/valentine-not-t1309.htm Reislet Your probably were expecting some quite or funny stuff well not this year !!! I really like this vid: http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/142337/The-Worst-Valentine-Gifts.html And also here's a sad statistics: http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/82391/The-Evils-of-Valentines-Day.html Now this vid is only for guys !!! you have been warned. http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/142428/Valentine-s-Day-For-guys-too.html Your ANTI-valentines day DEVIL Reislet Jokes Thu, 14 Feb 2008 14:05:49 GMT http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/valentine-not-t1309.htm#9339 http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/valentine-not-t1309.htm http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/an-atheist-in-the-woods-t707.htm theresa An atheist was walking through the woods. "What majestic trees"! "What powerful rivers"! "What beautiful animals"! He said to himself. As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards him. He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder & saw that the bear was closing in on him. He looked over his shoulder again, & ... Jokes Mon, 29 Oct 2007 18:43:39 GMT http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/an-atheist-in-the-woods-t707.htm#4445 http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/an-atheist-in-the-woods-t707.htm http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/the-gambler-t777.htm norym This is a joke that is supposed to bring you luck. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * An elderly woman walked into the Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because, she said, she had a lot of money. After many lengthy discussions (after all, the client is always right) an employee took the elderly woman to the president's office. The president of the Bank ... Jokes Fri, 09 Nov 2007 00:23:24 GMT http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/the-gambler-t777.htm#4885 http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/the-gambler-t777.htm http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/bra-shopping-t584.htm Kadie A very flat-chested Blond finally decided she needed a bra and set out to the mall in search of one in her size. She entered an upscale department store and approached the saleslady in lingerie, "Do you have a size 28AAAA bra??" The clerk haughtily replied in the negative; so she left the store and proceeded to another department store where she is rebuffed in much the same manner. After a third try at yet another department store in the mall, she had become thoroughly ... Jokes Sat, 06 Oct 2007 00:57:03 GMT http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/bra-shopping-t584.htm#3758 http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/bra-shopping-t584.htm http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/where-to-live-after-retirement-t1291.htm theresa THIS ABOUT SAYS IT ALL~~~THERE IS NO PERFECT PLACE!!... there is something for everyone.... Where to Live After Retirement You can live in Phoenix, Arizona where..... 1. You are willing to park 3 blocks away because you found shade. 2. You've experienced condensation on your butt from the hot water in the toilet bowl3. You can drive for 4 hours in one direction and never leave town. 4. You have over 100 recipes fo r Mexican food. 5. You know that "dry heat" is comparable ... Jokes Mon, 11 Feb 2008 15:19:30 GMT http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/where-to-live-after-retirement-t1291.htm#9191 http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/where-to-live-after-retirement-t1291.htm http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/politicians-diapers-t1287.htm yourguider
They both should be changed regularly, AND for the same reason!!]]> Jokes Mon, 11 Feb 2008 08:50:47 GMT http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/politicians-diapers-t1287.htm#9163 http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/politicians-diapers-t1287.htm http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/age-t1207.htm yourguider Please read to the end. Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about ageing that you think in fractions. "How old are you?" "I'm four and a half!" You're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on five! That’s the key You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead. "How ... Jokes Wed, 23 Jan 2008 17:29:48 GMT http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/age-t1207.htm#8371 http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/age-t1207.htm http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/another-kermit-joke-t1258.htm betulike ]]> Jokes Mon, 04 Feb 2008 21:04:20 GMT http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/another-kermit-joke-t1258.htm#8930 http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/another-kermit-joke-t1258.htm http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/kermit-joke-from-f5m-t1244.htm betulike Off The Beaten Path! A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday." Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and it's okay, because the bank manager will vouch for him! Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The ... Jokes Fri, 01 Feb 2008 20:14:58 GMT http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/kermit-joke-from-f5m-t1244.htm#8829 http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/kermit-joke-from-f5m-t1244.htm http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/the-purina-diet8207-t1209.htm sammy1 The next time someone asks you a dumb question wouldn't you like to respond like this... --------------------------------------------------------- Yesterday, I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for Athena the wonder dog at Wal-Mart and was about to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had, an elephant? So since I had little else to do, on impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet again although, ... Jokes Thu, 24 Jan 2008 11:30:12 GMT http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/the-purina-diet8207-t1209.htm#8403 http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/the-purina-diet8207-t1209.htm http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/how-to-tell-the-sex-of-a-fly-t1205.htm yourguider A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. 'What are you doing?' She asked. 'Hunting Flies' He responded. 'Oh.. Killing any?' She asked. 'Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,' he replied. Intrigued, she asked. 'How can you tell them apart?' It's easy ............. '3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone.' !!! Have a Nice Day p.s. He might of been a blonde male!!! Jokes Wed, 23 Jan 2008 08:41:44 GMT http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/how-to-tell-the-sex-of-a-fly-t1205.htm#8359 http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/how-to-tell-the-sex-of-a-fly-t1205.htm http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/internet-thing-t1194.htm Reislet

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPsUmhqncAg




Reislet]]> Jokes Sun, 20 Jan 2008 20:37:25 GMT http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/internet-thing-t1194.htm#8237 http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/internet-thing-t1194.htm http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/for-husbands-who-prefer-younger-women-t1192.htm yourguider A husband wrote the following letter to his wife and left it on the dining room table: "My dear wife. You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18-year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be upset ... Jokes Sun, 20 Jan 2008 16:21:13 GMT http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/for-husbands-who-prefer-younger-women-t1192.htm#8215 http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/for-husbands-who-prefer-younger-women-t1192.htm http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/sorry-guys-ways-to-turn-down-unwanted-men--t1154.htm yourguider WAYS TO TURN DOWN UNWANTED MEN !!!! HE : Can I buy you a drink? SHE : Actually I'd rather have the money. HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours. SHE : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours. HE : Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice? SHE : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice. HE : How did you get to be so beautiful? SHE : I must've been given your share. HE : Will you go ... Jokes Mon, 14 Jan 2008 10:10:22 GMT http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/sorry-guys-ways-to-turn-down-unwanted-men--t1154.htm#7743 http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/sorry-guys-ways-to-turn-down-unwanted-men--t1154.htm http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/a-blondes-year-in-review-t1150.htm diacar A Blonde's Year in Review January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....Helllloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit in printer !!! March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!" April - Trapped on escalator for hours ..... power went out!!! May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't fit ... Jokes Sat, 12 Jan 2008 12:08:57 GMT http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/a-blondes-year-in-review-t1150.htm#7685 http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/a-blondes-year-in-review-t1150.htm http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/best-blonde-joke-of-the-year-so-far--t1149.htm diacar A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blond female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut & stormed back in the house. A little later she came out of her house again went to the mail box and again, opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, march ed to the mail box, opened it and then ... Jokes Sat, 12 Jan 2008 12:05:58 GMT http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/best-blonde-joke-of-the-year-so-far--t1149.htm#7684 http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/best-blonde-joke-of-the-year-so-far--t1149.htm http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/what-s-the-difference-t1108.htm yourguider
One of them will eventially mature and earn money!!!


Tony]]> Jokes Mon, 07 Jan 2008 13:12:10 GMT http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/what-s-the-difference-t1108.htm#7345 http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/what-s-the-difference-t1108.htm http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/subject-idiots-of-2006-t794.htm yourguider First, I do not believe all of the following to be true! OR Are there that many about? BE ON YOUR GUARD!!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Number One Idiot of 2006 I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center. Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would ... Jokes Mon, 12 Nov 2007 12:51:14 GMT http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/subject-idiots-of-2006-t794.htm#5024 http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/subject-idiots-of-2006-t794.htm http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/not-a-joke-but-really-adorable-t1029.htm yourguider This is one of the most adorable things I have ever seen. Holds great promise for the future, verdad? Medina, send me a line! READ THIS BEFORE WATCHING THE VIDEO: THIS WOMAN IN THE VIDEO FOUND THIS LION INJURED IN THE FOREST READY TO DIE. SHE TOOK THE LION WITH HER AND NURSED THE LION BACK TO HEALTH. WHEN THE LION WAS BETTER SHE MADE ARRANGEMENTS WITH A ZOO TO TAKE THE LION AND GIVE IT A NEW AND HAPPY HOME. THIS VIDEO WAS TAKEN WHEN THE WOMAN AFTER SOME TIME WENT TO GO VISIT ... Jokes Thu, 20 Dec 2007 14:29:13 GMT http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/not-a-joke-but-really-adorable-t1029.htm#6836 http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/not-a-joke-but-really-adorable-t1029.htm http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/tickle-me-elmo-t978.htm diacar There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo Toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM . The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting ... Jokes Sun, 09 Dec 2007 14:36:55 GMT http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/tickle-me-elmo-t978.htm#6386 http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/tickle-me-elmo-t978.htm http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/tequila-christmas-cookies-t1028.htm yourguider If anyone needs help making these, give me a call. J Tequila Christmas Cookies 1 cup of water 1 tsp baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp salt 1 cup of brown sugar 1 tbsp lemon juice 4 large eggs 1 cup of nuts 2 cups of dried fruit 1 bottle of Tequila Sample the Tequila in a large glass to check quality. Take a large bowl, and check the Tequila again, to be sure it is of the highest quality. Pour one level cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer, Beat ... Jokes Thu, 20 Dec 2007 14:16:22 GMT http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/tequila-christmas-cookies-t1028.htm#6835 http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/tequila-christmas-cookies-t1028.htm http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/just-elfing-around-hahaha-t992.htm yourguider Hey you guys Checkout what me an the wife were doing the weekend NO! It was good clean fun - We were elfing around:- http://www.elfyourself.com/?id=1298284884 I do hope that the link works ok - send one on to all your friends, I think that it is hilarious Tony Jokes Tue, 11 Dec 2007 13:12:55 GMT http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/just-elfing-around-hahaha-t992.htm#6520 http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/just-elfing-around-hahaha-t992.htm http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/sex-frog-t547.htm AutoTonic A blonde goes to her local pet store in search of an 'exotic' pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a box FULL of live frogs. The sign says: "SEX FROGS" only $20 each! Comes with 'complete' instructions. The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her. She whispers softly to the man behind the counter, "I'll TAKE one!" As the man packages the frog, he quietly says to her, "Just follow the instructions!" The blonde nods, ... Jokes Wed, 03 Oct 2007 01:59:21 GMT http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/sex-frog-t547.htm#3535 http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/sex-frog-t547.htm http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/little-test-t772.htm sammy1 Dear Abby: I have been engaged for almost a year. I am to be married next month. My fiancee's mother is not only very attractive but really great and understanding. She is putting the entire wedding together and invited me to her place to go over the invitation list because it had grown a bit beyond what we had expected it to be. When I got to her place, we reviewed the list and trimmed it down to just under a hundred... then she floored me. She said that in a month I would ... Jokes Thu, 08 Nov 2007 11:11:09 GMT http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/little-test-t772.htm#4857 http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/little-test-t772.htm http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/peter-kay-one-liners-enjoy-t957.htm yourguider PETER KAY ONE LINERS When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me. I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming. I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the Kingston Bypass. Motorists are asked to be on the lookout ... Jokes Wed, 05 Dec 2007 12:17:49 GMT http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/peter-kay-one-liners-enjoy-t957.htm#6231 http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/peter-kay-one-liners-enjoy-t957.htm http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/thanks-to-all-those-helpful-e-mails-t947.htm yourguider This year is almost at a close and I would just like to thank you all for the e-mails that have been sent. I must send my thanks to whoever sent me the one about rat sh** in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet towel with every envelope that needs sealing. Also, I now have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason. I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl (Penny Brown); Who is about to die in the hospital for the 1,387,258th ... Jokes Tue, 04 Dec 2007 08:06:41 GMT http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/thanks-to-all-those-helpful-e-mails-t947.htm#6190 http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/thanks-to-all-those-helpful-e-mails-t947.htm http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/shopping-t773.htm sammy1 I never quite figured out why the sexual urges of men and women differ so much. And I never figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women think with their heart. I have never figured out why the sexual desire gene gets thrown into a state of turmoil, when it hears the words "I do" FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually ... Jokes Thu, 08 Nov 2007 11:13:53 GMT http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/shopping-t773.htm#4858 http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/shopping-t773.htm http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/wordperfect-help-line-t771.htm sammy1 This is a true story from the WordPerfect help line. Needless to say the help desk employee was fired; however, he/she is currently suing the WordPerfect organization for "Termination without Cause". Actual dialogue of a former Word perfect Customer Support employee: "Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I help you?" "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect." "What sort of trouble?" "Well, I was just ... Jokes Thu, 08 Nov 2007 11:00:50 GMT http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/wordperfect-help-line-t771.htm#4856 http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/wordperfect-help-line-t771.htm http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/australian-kitty-tales-t736.htm Elizabeth One of our Australian members recently had a good story to tell. I would like to share it with you now. Annie *************************** Scus Pls.......Please Don't Get Offended,...But I Had To Tell You An Experience I Had With My Little Kitten........... We've all had trouble with our animals, but I don't think anyone can top this one: Calling in sick to work makes me uncomfortable. No matter how legitimate my excuse, I always get the feeling that my boss thinks ... Jokes Fri, 02 Nov 2007 19:47:01 GMT http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/australian-kitty-tales-t736.htm#4627 http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/australian-kitty-tales-t736.htm http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/somebody-might-like-to-warn-the-pope-t703.htm yourguider INTERESTING YEARS 1981 AND 2005 Year 1981 1. Prince Charles got married. 2. Liverpool crowned soccer Champions of Europe. 3. Australia lost the Ashes tournament. 4. Pope Died. Year 2005 1. Prince Charles got married. 2. Liverpool crowned soccer Champions of Europe. 3. Australia lost the Ashes tournament. 4. Pope Died. Lesson Learned The next time Charles gets married, someone warn the Pope !! Jokes Mon, 29 Oct 2007 09:26:11 GMT http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/somebody-might-like-to-warn-the-pope-t703.htm#4411 http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/somebody-might-like-to-warn-the-pope-t703.htm http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/some-tommy-cooper-humour-t704.htm yourguider U.K. comedian sadly missed. 1. Two blondes walk into a building....you'd think at least one of them would have seen it. 2. Phone answering machine message - "...If you want to buy marijuana, press the hash key..." 3. A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Clingfilm for shorts. The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts." 4. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any. 5. I went to the butchers the ... Jokes Mon, 29 Oct 2007 09:29:29 GMT http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/some-tommy-cooper-humour-t704.htm#4412 http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/some-tommy-cooper-humour-t704.htm http://teambuild.forumotion.com/jokes-f12/irs-t742.htm nuvitas IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
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